"Me's a crowd"

Films: Patchwork (2015)

Alias: Jennifer, Ellie, and Madeline

Type: Man-Made

Location: Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average human.

Affiliation: Neutral

Summary: The phrase 'out of body experience' shouldn't be applied to literally. As in, being a part of another's body can prove to be a stressful thing. Now imagine three different people as one. And they all want the head of who made them like this in the first place.

History: Jennifer can't remember much after blacking out that one night. All she knows is that she's a stitched-together artificial human made from the parts of her other friends, Ellie and Madeline. Seeking answers and slowly regaining their memories, this patchwork being is out for revenge against the person who cobbled them together in the name of science, killing many along the way. But alas, having three separate nervous systems/souls not quite in sync makes this a bit difficult in practice.

Notable Kills: See Final Fate

Final Fate: As it turns out, it was Madeline that was in charge of the whole thing, hiring a surgeon to turn her friends and herself into the patchwork being. All in the hopes of making all three of them perfect with her at the helm. After foiling the surgeons plans to create an army of patchwork monstrosities, Jennifer and Ellie proceed to take a power drill to their own head to lobotomize Madeline's part of the body out of them. The surgeon tries to unleash an Owlcat onto her...then it flies out the door, and our heroine (heroines, really) turns the surgeon into a patchwork being himself.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Due to conflicting personalities, the being doesn't always think or move properly.

Scariness Factor: 4-Any of the patchwork beings in this film (minus the Owlcat) could be considered horrifying, with all the stitches and gore covering them. But our one is only not quite as bad because they're after the one who started this idiocy. But one of them in there is evil, so that's a bit of problem.

Trivia: -This film offers a special thanks to the late Stuart Gordon, the writer-director of "Re-Animator".

-This film was directed by Tyler MacIntyre, who also did "Tragedy Girls" in 2017, a similarly-toned horror film involving a couple of girls using tragedies to send a town into chaos.


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Read the instructions for God's sake!
"Call me a Tumblr girl one more time..."

Before their lives got complicated.
Like getting that embarassing tattoo, except more life-changing.


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